Free Style Foodie-Bored Outta My Mind

I started this blog with great intentions. I thought, "I can change the world one fellow foodie at a time". I was excited about all the recipes I could create and restaurants I could make or break with my thoughtful critique. Ummm... Well, if you know anything about me I get bored easily and change my mind more often than I change my undies. That could be considered bad hygiene on my part but really I change my mind a lot, all day, multiple times a day (and usually don't wear undies if I'm not leaving the house). One could say I have an attention disorder. I say I don't like to be chained down. Well, at least in what I eat (wink, wink). I do want to get this ball rolling. Man, I have a dirty mind and just thought of 3 jokes that could go with that last sentence. I digress...

Being unemployed and pregnant affords me (one of the few things) is too much time on my hands and therefore too much food in my hands. I think about food all day long.  I daydream about all the smells and textures and possibilities of grandiose exotic and delicious creations. I am drooling right now...  Sometimes I get overwhelmed with deciding what to eat, what to cook or what restaurant I want to go to that I panic and eat everything in the cabinets.  By the time my loving fiance gets home, hungry after a long day at work excited about what delicious meal I prepared for him (and how clean the house will be).  His beautiful blue eyes lower and he smiles his sweet smile as he realizes its "gonna be one of those days".  I am sprawled out on the couch overly full and exhausted trying to hide the remains of my chips and salsa bender while watching re-runs of the Millionaire Matchmaker or New Jersey Housewives. Honey I'm home, doesn't carry the same humor and romantic connotation  it did when Ricky came home to Lucy.  As my man opens the fridge and takes out leftovers from yesterday's masterpiece and sits next to me and rubs my belly, I know I am the luckiest foodie in the world. He may not be getting a hot meal tonight but dessert is definitely a possibility...